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The World's Worst Ink !This is a discussion thread · 14 replies 1 2 I've been looking about and there are some epicly poor pieces of tattoo art out there - some bad ideas, some bad work, and some which just ... i don't know, here's what i mean. Ladies and Gentlemen - Miss Celine Dion ....  Lookin' good there Celine! The dragon - mythical god of the Chinese Ancients - bringer of power and wisdom ...  What the hell is this ... i mean really ...  This has got to be one of the most horrific fantasies a person's ever described. Imagine that's what was in your head, and you not only told someone about it, but then you described it, asked them to draw it out, and then tattoo it permanently on your body. Good God, I'm not sure if that's incredible courage or sheer stupidity. Either way, it scares me a bit that someone imagined this, I've seen The Hills Have Eyes and all, but this is really worrying ... O.K, so sometimes you've got a tattoo in the past, but now styles have changed, the old one's faded or you've moved on as a person, so it's time for a coverup tattoo. Here's how it shouldn't look :  what the hell is going on here!! ? Did someone actually leave the shop with this on claiming it looked 'a bit better' it's like going to the hairdresser for a cut, and then, when the end bit comes, and they do that thing with the mirror - to show you the back, and you're meant to make nice sounds like you like it, you suddenly realise they've just taken out the back of your skull and tried to cover it up with some hair clumps so hopefully you don't notice ... You'd shout, surely, and ask for your money back, or maybe run after them with a pair of scissors trying to return the favour ... so what the hell happened here eh? "So what do you think?" "Yeah, nice, the panther really covers up the playboy bunny - that's fantastic, i mean it's like it was never there, i couldn't be happier! ... Actually, hold on ... now that i look again, wait a minute ... it's an absolute piece of s**t! ... what the hell have you done you idiot, that's my bloody skin!! Give me that needle ... O.k, so in this next one, we're going to meet a fiersome predator - perhaps one of the oldest creatures to still walk the earth, the mighty crocodile. Huge nashing teeth and powerful muscles enable this apex predator to rip animals to shreds. For as long as man has roamed the earth our species and theirs has been locked in a mighty struggle for land and food as the primitive earth took shape and our ancestors wrestled for control of the wild beasts ... one man, in his wisdom, has sought to portray the epic struggle between ancient man and crocodile ...  Dear God !! The drama! The horror! Since we're already on the subject of the animal kingdom, I'd like to discuss the noble and mighty tiger - perhaps one of the most fearsome and majestic of nature's hunters - a killing machine so feared that its very name is synonymous with power in the natural world, and sexual prowess in men. The world of tattoo art has long held this majestic creature in high regard, and Japanese classical artists have long etched the likeness of this terrible creature into the skins of fearsome warriors ... Fear the Power of the tiger!!!!  My God, has there ever been such a beast as this !!!  Shit ! It's gonna get us ! They say that apart from us, Dolphins are some of the most intelligent animals to grace the earth - known to be protectors of men aat sea, they've reportedly saved the lives of countles men and women in trouble in the waves - here's a picture of one :  The proud dolphin I saw this one in a facebook group, and had to show you not only the tattoo, but also a comment left underneath ... "I don't get why some people are their own c**k-blockers"  We think the word was meant to be "Extreme" on this next one - a word wich, when permanently tattooed into the chest of an adult male would really show that he's gotta be as hard as a coffin nail ... Or is he ?  exreme dude ... Sometimes, after a long day, it's nice to just kick back on the sofa and take a little down-time to just chill out and have a break. Here's one regular Joe just kicking back and doing just that ... So he's got a little facial tat - that's pretty normal ... hold on a minute, what the F&%$! ...  No idea with this one ...  I think this is some of the finest coverup work I've ever seen ... Whoever did this A. Has skill like i don't think i've seen before B. Really needs to specialise in coverups or C. Needs to apologise and then lop his own hand off ...  Now THAT'S a coverup!! If you find any more, please post 'em and let me see  o.k, that's just frightening lol poor guy! This one's actually good quality, and it's really funny, but it's just not an attractive thing to permanently have on your body   lol -this one's actually well done, but then i realised the spelling was wong, and not just by a little - it should read "It's not the cards you're dealt in life, it's how you play them"  Here's the story that came with it : Bobby used to live downstairs from me, when I lived in that s***hole apartment in Phoenix. He told everyone that he lived in Glendale, because he had a better chance of spelling it correctly, p.s how'd you make the smiley that big !!!  Found another of the belly button /anus genre tattoos  A tattoo which makes your navel look like a cow's a** hole - nice job :)  I found a few more .. Really bad coverup tattoo :  left is old, right is the coverup ... Why is it that animal tattoos are often so bad?  The Wolf Tattoo  The Bat tattoo Gangster tatts ...  Is that a camel? The eternal struggle between the forces of good and evil , light and dark, beautifully captured in this timeless masterpiece ...  What an epic!  Show more
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